Bill Hicks Qoutes on Smoking and Drugs:

Smoking
"I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I recommend you looking around the world in which we live...and shutting your fucking mouth."
"I'm Yul Brenner and I'm dead now. What the fuck's this guy selling?"
~"I'm Jim Ficks and I'm dead now...and I don't know what the fuck happened."
"I'm Bill Hicks and I'm dead now because I smoked cigarettes. Cigarettes didn't kill me, a bunch of non-smokers kicked the shit out of me one night."
~"Let's kill him and pee on him."

Drugs

~"I had a great time doing drugs."

~"See, I think drugs have done some good things for us..."

~"Today a man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration..."

~"That's an egg, that's a frying pan, that's a stove, you're an alcoholic--dude, I'm trippin' right now and I still see that as a fucking egg."

~"I've seen a lot of weird shit on drugs...I've never, ever looked at an egg and thought it was a fucking brain. Not once."

~"Hey, where's the stuff that makes egss look like brains? Sounds neat."

~"Here's Keith's brain...Here's Keith's brain on drugs..."

~"Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs I see through you."

~"How can a door be a jar? Why would they put a jar on a car? Oh man, the freeway's melting. Put it in the jar."

~"Do you think making Nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?"

~"You're a moron."

"Isn't it interesting that two drugs are legal--alcohol and cigarettes--two drugs that do absolutely nothing for you, whatsoever. And drugs that grow naturally upon this planet, drugs that open your eyes up to make you realize how you're being FUCKED every day of your life. Those drugs are against the law. Wow, coincidence? I don't know? I'm sure their motives are pure."




Sublime's: Smoke two joints

"She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females. God only know what they were up to in there. And furthermore Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them hibitually smoked marijuana cigarettes--reefers" I smoke two joints in the morning. I smoke two joints at night. I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more Smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died, toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died toke a big spliff of some good sensamillia Easy-E were ya ever caught slippin'? Hell no! Daddy he once told me, "Son you be hard workin' man." and Mamma she once told me, "Son you do the best you can." but, then one day I met a man who came to me and said, "Hard work good, and hard work fine, but first take care of head." Whoa ohh ohh oh, Rock me tonight, for old time's sake. Oooh whoa ooh ooh oh

Sublime's: Mary

Baby one breath away.
I'll find the words to say.
I'll sit and light the bong.
I'll hold my hit in real long.
I don't know if I can go up inside of you tonight.
Oh Mary baby please don't fuss and fight.
You've heard the line before.
Mary baby please don't think I'm a bore.
If you come home to me turn off the lights, and lock up the doors,
and start getting busy.

I don't know if I can go so far up inside you tonight.
Oh Mary baby I could do it right.
When we got to the pad,
Mary baby started calling me her dad.
Yes, she gave me head.
We could not find a damn bed!
Fifteen years old plus one, hotter than a microwave oven.
Oh Mary baby, daddy is coming home.



420's Basic Brownies

Ingredients

*We recommend investing in a small coffee grinder to grind your herb into a fine powder. This will ensure that you don't end up with gritty brownies.

Assembly

Preheat oven to 350°. In a medium sauce pan, melt margarine (or butter) with chocolate over low heat. Remove from heat. Stir in sugar, eggs and vanilla. Beat lightly by hand just until combined. Stir in flour and herb and (if you used them) nuts. Spread batter into a greased 9-inch square baking pan. Bake at 350° for 30 minutes. Allow to cool. Dust with powdered sugar if desired. Cut into bars (makes 24).

Serving size: 1 bar

Please bake and enjoy responsibly.